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1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin whit nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don´t Do It!

5) Loud sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statment often missunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you´re an idiot and wonders why she is standing here and arguing whit you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning about nothing.)

6) That´s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statments a woman can make to a man. That´s okay means she wants to think long and hard before she deciding how and when you will pay for your misstake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you´re welcome. ( I want to add in all clause here - This is true, unless she says `Thanks a lot´ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say `you´re welcome´, that will bring on a `whatever´).

8) Whatever
Is a woman´s way of saying  F-YOU!

9) Don´t Worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statment, meaning this is something that a woman had told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking `What´s wrong?´ For the womans response refer to #3.

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